sending people nice anonymous messages and watching them get really happy about it is my favorite thing to do on this website
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how to drink milk
is this the right gif
NO IT’S NOT
Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!
i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation
drik gef off the goddnam whatever the fucj that is
My favorite part was when he shouted “I’m looking for Jake”
isn’t this the same dirk that was doing backflips in the lobby the first day?
I think that was the dirk that did a flip over me in the middle of the street….
i think that IS dirk
Well fuck.
I couldn’t help myself.
hey look it got even BETTER
I CAN’T BREATHE SEND HELP
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
my favorite
im still laughing at this
this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites
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facebook:
12 years olds bragging about having sex
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tumblr:
18 years olds bragging about a guy making eye contact with them
whenever I create a text post
how do i tell my parents i’m training to be hokage
#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
(Source: aliuqet)
literally me if i get married
Perfect lol
(Source: giffingtbbt)