In real life:
tumblr nobodies, UNITE!!
i think you mean…
how to make friends on tumblr
- talk to them
- off anon
- you heard me right off anon
- “but what if i annoy them!”
- you probably won’t
- “but what if they don’t like me!”
- than they don’t like you. in this lifetime people won’t like you, it’s no big deal.
- JUST SEND A MESSAGE
Love you guys ♥
my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
Your fate has been sealed.
- Me: Oh! I need to Google something!
- Me: *Opens new tab*
- Me: *Opens Tumblr*
- Me: Wait...
- the internet: wow you're so pretty omg you're gorgeous let's have sex i'd date you so hard
- the rest of the world: and over here we have this deformed land whale
“Which is probably why you’re screaming so much”
“That’s why I’m going to rape you”
This quote is referring to the sex noises semes do.
Not possessive at all. Not.possessive.at.all.
“Which is why I’m going to rape you.”
- tumblr: the only place you get excited when a stranger follows you
- me: omg did i reply too fast
- me: they're going to think i'm obsessed with them