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Tue, 21 May 2013 19:33:52 +0200

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:33:24 +0200

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

castiel-is-wonderful: sionainnlindsay: castiel-is-wonderful: WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP IS ‘MRS’ JUST...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:33:04 +0200

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me

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Tue, 21 May 2013 19:32:31 +0200

artist: うに

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:32:22 +0200

artist: うに

alltsunandnodere: agayofgays: I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT? BECAUSE YOU...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:32:18 +0200

alltsunandnodere:

agayofgays:

I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT

THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?

BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES

‘IMAGINE THE SKY’

‘HOW IS THE SKY’

‘TOUCH THE SKY’

IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT

YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.

by MEGUMI

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:32:05 +0200

by MEGUMI

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Tue, 21 May 2013 19:31:46 +0200

askthosesillystickmen: So, that just happened…

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:31:17 +0200

askthosesillystickmen:

So, that just happened…

karkats-face-on-things: orice21 asked: I don’t know if this has...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:30:35 +0200

karkats-face-on-things:

orice21 asked: I don’t know if this has been done before, but; Karkat’s face on an anime girl body pillow.

OH GOD NEVER MAKE ME SEARCH THIS AGAIN

eldenrootsofyggdrasil: southpaw-holmes: beastlyart: manfurarm...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:30:26 +0200

eldenrootsofyggdrasil:

southpaw-holmes:

beastlyart:

manfurarm:

nevver:

Ladybird Mimic Spider

#fucking spiders man #ANYTHING could be a spider #you reach into your fridge and pull out a popsicle SURPRISE IT’S ACTUALLY A FUCKING POPSICLE SPIDER #you’re walking down the street and a hydrant tackles you GUESS WHAT COCKSUCKER #HYDRANT SPIDER #you reach out in the dark and flip on a light switch AND YOU’RE FUCKED IT WAS A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER #YOU JUST GAVE A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER A FUCKDAMN HANDJOB #NICE GOING YOU SKETCHASS ARACHNOFONDLER

Sketchass Arachnofondler. My new band name.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST EVER

this made me cry

wake-up-kid: runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: ahorsecalledhono...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:30:11 +0200

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

isurvivedthekobayashimaru: I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:29:30 +0200

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

gallifreyanwizardof221b: justafuckingdisease: marchionessofblac...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:29:01 +0200

gallifreyanwizardof221b:

justafuckingdisease:

marchionessofblackadder:

whitewolfwriter:

lovemequestionmark:

“EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP IT’S STARTING”

the best sound in the world

Better known as the sound of my childhood!

The song of my people.

This is the song you hear when you go to heaven.

#HEADCANON ACCEPTED

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Tue, 21 May 2013 15:28:51 +0200

y = -(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:26:57 +0200

dat-patriot:

benedictblvd:

jesus-misha:

sundancekyd:

equation of the curve of jensen ackles’ ass.

Leave it to Tumblr.

I’m just far too impressed that someone took the time to create a sine function for this.

never been happier for math

ruinedchildhood: biggest plot twist of my childhood

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:26:52 +0200

ruinedchildhood:

biggest plot twist of my childhood

iwishiwasfictional: montypythonsflyingsurplus: anawkwardfruit: capsicle1916: baconllamatimelord:...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:25:38 +0200

iwishiwasfictional:

montypythonsflyingsurplus:

anawkwardfruit:

capsicle1916:

baconllamatimelord:

miss-doctorwho:

partners-in-time:

miss-doctorwho:

If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.

Or italics

How can I express my feelings with no italics

It has not even got bold

And we need to talk about:

Bullet points

I may as well ~~strikeout~~ Facebook

You can’t even put links into text

you did not just link that

i just choked on my cheese

zetsubousaionji: if you think someone is a bad person because of their kinks or because they ship...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:24:57 +0200

zetsubousaionji:

if you think someone is a bad person because of their kinks or because they ship an abusive ship you need to leave

tangarang: petiolethechangeling: why does no one remember...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:24:52 +0200

tangarang:

petiolethechangeling:

why does no one remember these

I swear these made me laugh harder than they were supposed to.

terezi is just so great